Today I started out the morning with a trip to the garage to wash some clothes. As I stepped onto the floormat I felt a splash and my socks got wet. I looked down and there was a puddle of water that soaked the floormat. It was flowing over from the water heater. Damn, there goes my Saturday plans. That water heater was here when I bought the house. I would guess that it was 30 years old.
Just about this time my brother stopped by. I told him to come into the garage and check out my water heater. Immediately he held his hand up to his mouth. "Christ, did a raccoon die out here?" I sniffed and said, "What?" He said, "You can't smell that?" I sniffed and sniffed again. Nothing. "Is it really that bad?" He nodded. I got the flashlight out and peaked behind the water heater and it appeared that there was a pile of rice back there. Only the rice was moving. Maggots! We figured a mouse (or two) must have died back there and the splash of water brought on the maggots. Good thing I can't smell.
We decided I was going to have to get a new water heater. My brother told me that the electric company will replace your water heater for free. I looked online and discovered that program was no longer available but they would get you a discounted rate for a new water heater (around $150). I raced to town to hit the electric company before noon, but to no avail. They aren't open on Saturday. After I ate lunch in town, I headed back to the house.
I started inspecting the water heater a little closer this time. I noticed that there was a bit of oil dripping from the boiler above the water heater. It was then that I noticed a tiny drip of water come out of the temperature-pressure relief valve on the water heater. Most are located on the side of the tank but mine is dead center on the top. This slow drip appeared to be what caused the floor to flood. If I could replace that, it would certainly be cheaper than a new water heater. I referred to my handy dandy reference book: TIME/LIFE Complete Fix-It-Yourself Manual (a life saver). To replace the valve was rated as an EASY task. I shut off the water supply, turned on the wash basin faucet, and threw the breakers to the water heater. The book said to let out about 1/2 to 1 cup of water to relieve pressure on the valve. Since the floor was already flooded, I let it flow towards the wall. This may have not been my smartest move of the day because now all the little maggots started floating to the left and right of the water heater. They were floating towards my steps, towards the washer and dryer....everywhere! Acccckkk! I raced inside and grabbed a bunch of beach towels and tried to contain the flood the best I could. I then used the pipe wrench and removed the valve. I threw it into a plastic bag and headed to the nearest hardware store.
We now have a Lowe's store just five miles away from the farm. It is so handy. We used to have to drive to Indy if you needed a part on a Saturday afternoon. An associate found the correct part for me. Then I went over to the ShopVac's. I have a huge ShopVac at home that I use to clean my cars, and garage with. I really didn't want to mess it up with some swampy, oily maggot water. My brother just recently burned up two little ShopVac's sucking up some spilled soybeans. I found a 2.5 gal ShopVac for $30 and headed to the checkout. As I was waiting I heard a familiar voice. I looked up and my cousin Katie was working the checkout lane I was in. I didn't even know she worked there. We chatted for a bit and then when I went to pay I realized I forgot my wallet. I guess the maggots made me lose my train of thought. I told Katie to hold the stuff and I'd be right back. I raced back home, got my wallet, and then back again to Lowe's. I bought a new pressure relief valve, some pipe dope, and a ShopVac for around $50.
I got home and quickly installed the valve. I turned the water all back on and it didn't leak! I read the instructions for the ShopVac and got it assembled. I then ran a garden hose from outside and really rinsed out the maggot nest behind the water heater. Then I sucked up all the wet maggots and water with the ShopVac. About a half hour later, I had the flood waters all picked up. I only had to dump the ShopVac twice. Nothing grosser than maggot water. Ewwwww. I threw the beach towels in the wash and washed them two cycles. I plugged in a box fan and dried out the area over night. The floor is cleaner than it has ever been in the garage.
I guess I should have burned some incense out there to mask any remaining odor. God knows it wouldn't bother me. If you gotta lose one of your senses, smell is the way to go. I should be the host of Dirty Jobs.
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